ZORPADS AROUND THE WORLD

October 19, 2017

You might think that Zorpads is an American phenomenon. We are, in fact, an American company headquartered in America run by two Americans making product in America.

BUT WE'RE GLOBAL, EARTHLINGS.

In fact, there are souls in over 24 countries that have been blessed by the odor-destroying power of Zorpads. Behold: a listicle that showcases a select few.

1. Malta

http://thecommonwealth.org/our-member-countries/malta

Just south of Italy, someone's kicking off the Maltese version of boat shoes with ease.

2. Norway

https://www.dailyscandinavian.com/did-you-know-this-about-norway/

If a shoe is taken off in a vast Scandinavian wilderness, does anyone even smell it?

3. Russian Federation

http://legomenon.com/russian-matryoshka-nesting-dolls-meaning.html

Inside Russian shoes there's a Zorpad and in that Zorpad there's another shoe with another Zorpad.

4. United Kingdom

https://www.fattiretours.com/london/tours/the-changing-of-the-guard-walking-tour

So still. So royal. So fresh.

5. Israel

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/gettyimages-511828219.jpg?w=720&quality=85

Maybe world peace begins with shoes?

6. Singapore

https://trvl.com/singapore

This hot and humid city state in Southeast Asia now smells moderately better.

7. Australia

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Opera_House

Coming March 2021: Zorpads the Opera.

8. Brazil

https://www.roughguides.com/destinations/south-america/brazil/

Fun fact: this is the pose many of our customers strike when they see Zorpads in their mailboxes.




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