ZORPADS AROUND THE WORLD
You might think that Zorpads is an American phenomenon. We are, in fact, an American company headquartered in America run by two Americans making product in America.
BUT WE'RE GLOBAL, EARTHLINGS.
In fact, there are souls in over 24 countries that have been blessed by the odor-destroying power of Zorpads. Behold: a listicle that showcases a select few.
1. Malta
http://thecommonwealth.org/our-member-countries/malta
Just south of Italy, someone's kicking off the Maltese version of boat shoes with ease.
2. Norway
https://www.dailyscandinavian.com/did-you-know-this-about-norway/
If a shoe is taken off in a vast Scandinavian wilderness, does anyone even smell it?
3. Russian Federation
http://legomenon.com/russian-matryoshka-nesting-dolls-meaning.html
Inside Russian shoes there's a Zorpad and in that Zorpad there's another shoe with another Zorpad.
4. United Kingdom
https://www.fattiretours.com/london/tours/the-changing-of-the-guard-walking-tour
So still. So royal. So fresh.
5. Israel
https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/gettyimages-511828219.jpg?w=720&quality=85
Maybe world peace begins with shoes?
6. Singapore
https://trvl.com/singapore
This hot and humid city state in Southeast Asia now smells moderately better.
7. Australia
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Opera_House
Coming March 2021: Zorpads the Opera.
8. Brazil
https://www.roughguides.com/destinations/south-america/brazil/
Fun fact: this is the pose many of our customers strike when they see Zorpads in their mailboxes.
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