Earthlings. Big News. In the 66 coolest Target stores in the nation you can walk down the foot care aisle near the pharmacy and find Zorpads hanging on the shelf! Not a virtual shelf, not a pretend shelf, the full, actual peg in the real, actual store. Look!
While we here at Zorpads are certainly not qualified to tell you how to hypnotize your lover or stand in for a really good couples therapist, there's one situation we're uniquely able to provide advice on: smelly feet.
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