We thought we made the instructions pretty clear. Zorpads stick in any shoe, any time. In fact, there's a cute little step-by-step guide on the back of the pouch.
Nonetheless, we've got some clever characters putting Zorpads in all sorts of places. And from what we hear, they are beaming odor everywhere to another dimension. Here's a little of what we've heard.
1. Trash Cans
While we here at Zorpads are certainly not qualified to tell you how to hypnotize your lover or stand in for a really good couples therapist, there's one situation we're uniquely able to provide advice on: smelly feet.
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