'Tis the season, earthlings. When we gather around a Christmas Tree, Menorah, Kinara, a Festivus Pole, etc. and reminisce on the year that's gone by while the crackle of a fire and the crunch of snow echoes in the background.
But we also have a lot of pent-up angst about the holidays--the tepid ham, overcrowded kitchens, jiu-jitsu to avoid political skirmishes, finding out that eggnog has a bazillion calories, sleeping in your little cousin's bedroom and falling asleep to a poster of Zac Effron. It's all just a little much.
Correction: we're not that mad about the poster of Zac.
So here's where Zorpads come in. Either you love your relatives or you can't stand 'em and we've got you covered either way. A quick listicle of occasions where Zorpads are the perfect gift.
1. When you get involved in a White Elephant scenario and want to cause a stir.
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