Hey Earthlings, it's that time of year again: FESTIVAL SEASON. To help you get prepared, here are some items that are Customary for Coachella, Essentially Stagecoach, and Overtly Outside Lands (see what we did there?).
1. Toilet Paper
LADIES. Listen up. You'll thank me later. You know what's worse than a full Port-o-Potty? A full Port-o-Potty without TP. Grab some of this super cute to-go toilet tissue and rest assured that you'll have at least one comfort of home.
While we here at Zorpads are certainly not qualified to tell you how to hypnotize your lover or stand in for a really good couples therapist, there's one situation we're uniquely able to provide advice on: smelly feet.