We're not psychiatrists, but we feel pretty comfortable diagnosing your foot phobia. 8 surefire signs you hate the foot.
1. You'd never in a bazillion years drink this beer.
2. Actual live footage of you in 1996.
3. You'd actually rather die than be wearing this pink bathrobe.
4. You've developed an involuntary foot twitch.
While we here at Zorpads are certainly not qualified to tell you how to hypnotize your lover or stand in for a really good couples therapist, there's one situation we're uniquely able to provide advice on: smelly feet.
