We're not psychiatrists, but we feel pretty comfortable diagnosing your foot phobia. 8 surefire signs you hate the foot.
1. You'd never in a bazillion years drink this beer.
While we here at Zorpads are certainly not qualified to tell you how to hypnotize your lover or stand in for a really good couples therapist, there's one situation we're uniquely able to provide advice on: smelly feet.
Join our mailing list and you'll be the first to know about our sales. Plus you'll get a 15% off coupon code. Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions.