8 SIGNS YOU DEFINITELY HAVE A FOOT PHOBIA

August 09, 2017

We're not psychiatrists, but we feel pretty comfortable diagnosing your foot phobia. 8 surefire signs you hate the foot.

1. You'd never in a bazillion years drink this beer.

2. Actual live footage of you in 1996.

3. You'd actually rather die than be wearing this pink bathrobe.

4. You've developed an involuntary foot twitch.




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