There's a reason why they only offer strawberry, blackberry, and raspberry jam. Nobody wants toe jam.
5. Your College Freshman Year Dorm
A bunch of hormonal 18 year olds? I'd pack those Old Navy Flip Flops in my shower caddy and avoid steppin' in whatever's in that stall.
6. Your Wedding
Grab some flats instead of losing the shoes for your #boho wedding. You'll feel much better later when you're wading through a pool of red wine and tears from that aunt who always gets a little too emotional.
7. An Evening Ball
GIRL DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE TURNING INTO A PUMPKIN AT MIDNIGHT!? HANG ON TO THOSE SHOES!