7 AWKWARD PLACES TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF

October 04, 2017

1. An Airplane

No no no no no no no in a million years no. Also does anyone have a Clorox wipe?

2. At the Office

Can we please just keep it professional? Put your shoes on, Cheryl. This isn't your living room.

3. The Gym

I don't care how much better it makes your balance, I'd prefer not to get scabies.

 

4. A Restaurant

There's a reason why they only offer strawberry, blackberry, and raspberry jam. Nobody wants toe jam.

5. Your College Freshman Year Dorm

A bunch of hormonal 18 year olds? I'd pack those Old Navy Flip Flops in my shower caddy and avoid steppin' in whatever's in that stall.

6. Your Wedding

Grab some flats instead of losing the shoes for your #boho wedding. You'll feel much better later when you're wading through a pool of red wine and tears from that aunt who always gets a little too emotional.

7. An Evening Ball

GIRL DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE TURNING INTO A PUMPKIN AT MIDNIGHT!? HANG ON TO THOSE SHOES!



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